Monthly Archives: December 2009

We Love… Jinx Lennon

“From far away/the city looks like a great big chandelier/but when you get near/the light begins to separate/and you see a different landscape …”

Jinx Lennon is one of those characters who is certainly bigger, better, more complicated and far more interesting than any adjectives one can use would suggest.  Punk Poet, Preacher, Singer-Songwriter, Soul Man, Voice of Protest — sure.  Whatever.  Jinx Lennon is unique, and like all unique individuals — whether they be artists, carpenters, saints or sociopaths — he eludes final judgement and definite description.

I was lucky enough to have moved to Ireland in August of 2003, and even luckier to have lived there until March of this year.  I say lucky because had I not come to integrate into Irish society, I wouldn’t have picked up on Jinx’s message, understood the context (or the accent) of his work, or really had the opportunity to witness one of the last and brightest bastions of punk in full operation.

Jinx Lennon is from Dundalk, he’ll have you know.  Location is important with Jinx.  His songs are not so much snapshots of real life; they’re more like bites ripped right out of life’s tender flanks.  Jinx engages you with his songs.  Much in the same way that a foreigner engaging with you intensely may take some getting used to, like a friend or new love or a great work of art, it takes some commitment on your part to reap the full benefit.  You’ve got to have your eyes and ears and mind open, your mouth shut, and your dancing shoes on.

Jinx Lennon takes chunks of life and melts them into poems, distills them down to their essences.  Life is dirt and grime, love and peace, hate and war, sex and oppression, politics and skullduggery; life is flowers growing on top of a landfill, a dove pecking at Saturday night’s vomit, love in the time of capitalism, climate change and extraordinary renditions.  “Know Your Station Gouger Nation!” the title of his second album urges us.  What station is that?

Your station is Ireland in ribbons, bruised and bloodied by a million greedy hands grabbing at the goodies, ripping the sweets out of children’s hands: be it hospitals, education, Ireland’s consitutional mandate to neutrality, or the lifeblood of the country itself, sucked into the sewers of mind, the swamps of Catholicism, the bog of Progress and Development.  Your station is coming in on the frequency of conformity; everybody is listening to the sound of their own dissolution, the shattering of their society into millions of atoms, each alone, dissociated, dislocated, without a language, a patchwork and contradictory identity, an identity confined to possession and location.  Ireland is the train station in the middle of nowhere, trying to get somewhere –  if only the train would come!  Ireland is the upwardly-mobile beast of the borrowed dollar.  Ireland in ribbons, bruised and abused, long-suffering, enduring, knowing right from wrong but casting her lot with the highest bidder.

Jinx Lennon has never been more relevant than he is today.  The banking system suffered a seizure, and we’re told it almost toppled — on top of us, of course.  Ireland hangs together by her ribbons, and Jinx is her poet.  Jinx Lennon is the most modern of all poets: nobody is on top of it like Jinx.  The poet bears the banner, the beacon; the heart in his hand is Ireland’s heart.  We’d be wise to follow our hearts.  That failing, follow the poet who holds it in his capable hands.

www.jinxlennon.com, www.myspace.com/httpwwwmyspacecomjinxlennon


Ben Kritikos
27 December ’09

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This Week: Top Five Most Annoying Situations Arising From A Lack Of Etiquette For The Use Of Modern Communication Technology

by Ben Kritikos

This may sound a bit uppity, but it’s time some one did something about the lack of etiquette for the use of modern communication technology.   Why? you may ask whilst flicking peanut shells at my face, thinking, “smug bastard”.  Well, I’ll tell you.

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This Week: Top Five Small Adjustments To Your Everyday Behaviour That Help Offset Climate Change

by Ben Kritikos


Hi.  Sorry for the delay; I was stuck in Victoria station waiting for Britain to finish going insane because of two inches of snow.  Last week’s top five (about climate-deniers) was very angry and negative.  Sometimes that’s necessary.  Climate-deniers are pretty aggravating!  But sometimes we’ve just got to think positive.

This week, I’d like to share with you some of the steps Anna and I have taken to offset the waste that we, the human race, create.  Waste and a lack of awareness are easily preventable habits; but left unchecked, they could prove to be potentially disastrous.

Reducing waste has manifold benefits.  First and most obvious, you’re offsetting climate change — if, admittedly, only by a fraction.  It’s a start!  Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.  Secondly, remember that at the rate we’re going, our consumption is unsustainable, so you’ll have to learn at one time or another to live sustainably.  Some say live it up while you can, but I’d rather be prepared.  That brings me to the third point: waste isn’t really “living it up” at all, but a way of turning off, sort of like watching television.  Automatic behaviour isn’t very rewarding — unless you work in politics or religion.  Taking stock of what you actually need and what you actually use, and reaslising the disparity between the two, is a liberating feeling.  And lastly — I suppose I can only speak for myself — there is a great sense of accomplishment in doing one’s bit to become more involved in the rhythm of things than the capitalist/consumerist alternative.  It’s okay to be proud that you’re in harmony with the spirit of the times.

These are only five of the countless ways you could be cutting down on human waste.  A good start would be just using less of everything: food, water, toilet paper, even washing up liquid.

For the record, I don’t suggest you begin by keying SUV’s … But I wouldn’t discourage you.

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We Love… Humphrey Lyttelton

By Anna Jacob


One of my heroes died last year. I found out whilst on a coach travelling from Dublin to London and I cried, loudly and openly. As my parents have great taste in radio, (I’ll let The Archers slide, just this once) I first heard Humphrey Lyttelton’s comic talents from the nice little place I had in the wonderful womb of Ingela Jacob, and grew up listening to ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’ (the antidote to panel games) pretty much religiously.

Unfortunately it is not a programme particularly popular with my generation and I have often confused and alienated people by getting abnormally excited when passing through Mornington Crescent tube station, periodically singing one song to the tune of another or by letting my Swanee whistle outstay its welcome at parties.

The reason that Humph was especially special to me was that he was an inspiration in both of my dearest fields: comedy and music (he was also a writer, DJ and cartoonist). He was a fecking deadly trumpeter, described by Louie Armstrong as “that cat in England who swings his ass off”.

The first ‘proper’ gig I ever attended at the age of 15 (prepare to be jealous) was Radiohead’s homecoming concert in South Park, Oxford with support from…. Supergrass, Sigur Ros, Beck, aaand… Humphrey Lyttelton’s Jazz Band. Lucky lucky me. The whole gig was stupendously amazing but Humph’s band (who are all old folk, Humph would have been in his early 80s at the time) stole the show. After their set, a roadie had to run on stage with a zimmerframe for an ancient woman playing a baritone sax, I think the instrument must have been holding her up throughout the gig.

The last time I saw Humph play was about 2 years ago in the wonderful Bull’s Head in Barnes, London (anyone who doesn’t know, the Bull’s Head is THE place for jazz in London, fuck the Blue Note). His band were playing there monthly at the time to a dedicated audience of old jazz heads. Me and my brother Tom would have brought down the average age in the room considerably. As well as being a superb player and composer, he was telling brilliant stories throughout the set. He is one of those comics who really makes you appreciate timing. His timing is just impeccable. You couldn’t learn that shit. I also got to meet him after the set and he signed a CD for me and Tom. I regret to say I got completely tongue-tied in his presence and didn’t manage to communicate with him quite how honoured I was. I did some top notch mumbling and shoe shuffling though. OK, I’m a tit, but then meeting one of your heroes is quite a tongue-tying experience. He was wearing a yellow shirt and he just exuded loveliness. I will miss him immensely.

If you are interested, here is a link to some photos, tributes, obituary etc: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7367669.stm I’ll happily burn you a copy of some of the shows too. If you promise to play ‘Cheddar Gorge’ with me now and then.

A slightly different version of this blog was first published on Anna’s myspace in 2008. This one is better though.

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This Week: Top Five Bullshit Excuses Used By Climate-Deniers

by Ben Kritikos

Remember back in the day when science was something awe-inspiring, fascinating, the subject of so much philosophical speculation and the inspiration for many a good — well, sort of good — science-fiction story?  Those were the days.

Nowadays, science seems to have become, for lack of a better term, democratised.  Everybody has their opinion, which in and of itself is not a problem.  The problem is that anybody’s opinion, even those of some one lacking basic understanding of the scientific process, seems to count these days as valid and worth considering.

Take Rush Limbaugh, a right-wing Christian pundit from the United States.  He’s been described by some as “for America, exactly what Benjamin Franklin did for the founding fathers [...]“  He’s also been described as a big, fat, stupid idiot.  Limbaugh is a firm denier of anthropogenic climate change — that is, global warming (and such) caused by humankind’s excessive emission of greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide.  Limbaugh claims the current scientific consensus that we are indeed destroying our planet is the work of a conspiracy of godless, left-leaning, hell-bound infidels who would probably suck the cock off you given half a chance.  I know I would!  Pundits like Limbaugh also accuse President Obama of hating “white culture” — whatever that is.  I think it’s how yoghurt is made, or summat.  He actually sang “Barack the Magic Negro” to the tune of “Puff The Magic Dragon”.  I shit you not.

Limbaugh’s scientific acumen is questionable at best.  I’ll wager my right nipple he probably can’t even spell “climate science” or “ignoramus”.  Nonetheless, thousands, perhaps even millions of Americans lap up the swill that Rush Limbaugh and other right-wing nut-jobs like him dish out daily (see evil munchkins Glen Beck and Alex Jones for further examples).  When it’s not funny, it’s genuinely frightening.

The reason it’s frightening is that anthropogenic climate change is a fact, and no amount of passionate denial can change that.  I don’t have anything funny to say in follow up to that statement.  If we as a race continue to shit on the planet the way we’ve been doing, the earth will become uninhabitable for us.  That’s an almost impossible pill to swallow, especially if you’ve got other worries in your life.  And that — not any reliable data, analysis or observable facts — is the reason for climate denial, one can only suppose.

I beg your patience and attention while I outline for you the top five feats of willful human ignorance on this most pressing of subjects, and their sadly unanswerable, undoubtedly true counterparts.

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We Love… Allen Ginsberg

“So that’s one reason I write.  To say what I could say when I was alive.”

Allen Ginsberg was born in Newark, New Jersey in 1926, to mother Naomi, a Russian immigrant, and father Louis Ginsberg, a poet.  While attending Columbia University in the 1940s he befriended William S. Burroughs and Jack Kerouac, who profoundly influenced his writing, which up to that point employed strict meters and rhyme schemes.  These three friends established what later became “The Beat Generation”.  Ginsberg further honed his command of what he called “the bardic function” under the influence of Walt Whitman and William Blake, and the tutelage of William Carlos Williams, whose own poetry incorporated the sounds and diction of everyday speech.

In 1956, Ginsberg published his first volume of poetry, Howl and Other Poems.  These poems freed the voice of the poet, rooting the prosody in physical breath, using long, uninhibited lines, as well as the diction of common speech.  Howl and Other Poems was banned on grounds of obscenity, leading to an historic censorship trial in which the judge found “artistic merit” in the work, thereby advancing the cause of free speech in the US.  “Howl” went on to become one of the most widely read poems of the 20th century.

Allen Ginsberg was a lifelong vociferous advocate of human rights, and he criticised authoritarianism wherever he saw it, on both the left and the right.  He was also a prescient proponent of environmentalism, promoting earth-friendly, sustainable human activities before global warming entered the modern lexicon.  Ginsberg actively organised against the Viet Nam war, and was highly critical of US military aggression in Latin America and elsewhere.  He campaigned actively for gay rights throughout his life, and much of his poetry explicitly depicts gay sex at a time when homosexuality was still a taboo subject.

Ginsberg’s output was continuous up until his death at the age of 71.  Allen Ginsberg died surrounded by friends and family in 1997.  His works and activism are lauded around the globe.  Many great artists, writers and musicians cite Ginsberg as an inspiration, a brave cultural and literary trail-blazer who opened the doors of freer and more natural expression — in life and art — to future generations.  Bob Dylan said of him, “Ginsberg is both tragic & dynamic, a lyrical genius, con man extraordinaire and probably the single greatest influence on American poetical voice since Whitman.”

Ben Kritikos
10 December ’09

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This Week: Top Five Alternative Albums of the 1990s

by Ben Kritikos

Let me start by saying that listing the top five of anything is completely arbitrary. There is no point. For every one thing I list as “top” there are thirty others you could reasonably argue are better. But whoa there! Go make your own list. This is creative solipsism here.

Everything about lists is dodgy; it brings to mind the sinister, the cold, the calculated. And what’s with “alternative”, eh? What the hell does “alternative” even mean? I think, when I was a teenager, it meant: an alternative to pop-rock. Of course, there’s no alternative to the corporate media anymore. Osama bin Laden probably uses facebook. Sarah Palin and Nick Griffin are the new “alternative” — but instead of killing themselves with drugs or guns, they kill children with their minds.

Not really. But they would, I imagine. Or they’d remove their human-like exteriors to reveal their true Slitheen identity, and eat children alive while drilling oil pits into baby polar bears’ faces, and shooting black people into space. 

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Welcome..

Hello! Welcome to our blog. There will be loads of interesting creative fodder up here soon, but for now you’ll just have to listen to the what might be the best Smiths cover you’ll hear all day:
http://thickerandthinner.podomatic.com/entry/2009-11-30T13_01_44-08_00

Thank you.

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